Game Pass is a fantastic service, offering you lots of games across console and PC for a shockingly small amount of money. But no matter how much you like Game Pass, you can listen to Xbox boss Aaron Greenberg asking you not to name your next child “Game Pass”. Please.
Gamescom 2021 was completed yesterday. During the three-day event, several live broadcasts and videos were released with developers and publishers talking about upcoming games and partnerships. You know, video game convention shit.
Under one of these streams, Bethesda’s Pete Hines and Xbox’s Aaron Greenberg chatted about some past stories, including a Hines shared about a woman who went to work during Skyrim reveal at Quakecon 2011. She stayed to see the full revelation and then went to get the baby. One of the people who interviewed Hines joked that the couple may have named their child Dovahkiin after the main character from Skyrim. This did not happen, but Hines pointed out that someone did just that, and Bethesda gave them free Bethesda games for life.
That is when (at 20.45) Xbox’s Greenberg responded with a prayer to all who watched and who may be waiting soon.
“I also ask that no one name their child Game Pass,” Greenberg said.
Everyone laughed and went on to a story about Greenberg who ran a Gears of War wedding. (Video game conventions and their live streams are weird this year.) But now I have to imagine at least one person out there thinking to themselves, “Oh … would that work? Can I have Xbox Game Pass free, for the rest of my life, if I called my child Game Pass ..? ”
Based on Greenberg’s answer here, I do not think it would work. However, if it worked, I guess it would only do so for the very first person to try it. So that’s your challenge. But is free Game Pass for life really worth your child has to live the awful name? I leave it to you to decide.
(t / t: Gamespot)