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You know what, Konami, I don ‘t even care about Silent Hill anymore. You make all the Pachinko machines and arcade shooters and Pyramid head-shaped suppository sets you like. I loved Silent Hill once, but you know what, that’s how they make you associate us with name series. Therefore, Disney can sell haunted Zyklon-B containers just by sticking C3PO in front. I do not want a new Silent Hill, I want interesting new horror games that take advantage of Silent Hill’s influence. I like bands influenced by Nirvana, but I would not like it if they nailed the body of Kurt Cobain on the front of the drum kit. Well, you̵