This week about zero punctuation, Yahtzee considers Mario Golf: Super Rush and Ender Lilies: Quietus of the Knights.
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Mario Town is divided into three districts. First Mainline Mario, where the core platforms live on ever higher tent poles. Second, Nostalgia Mario, where it lives on the gaming bank to mimic older headlines; this is where we find New Super Mario, 3D World and Mario Maker. And finally, we have Whore Mario, the shady downmarket region where they just make something fucking and stick Mario’s face on it like a fishing net on a blobfish. And yes, there are some charming gentrified areas in this region where RPGs live, but then there are alleys where Super Mario Run trades. Dear God. You can catch something ugly just being within earshot of the public restrooms. The point is, you know it̵